NBM Wahala

Here is an index of recent Neo Black Movement bad behavior (like stabbing a fellow NBM member), misconduct (been insubordinate to a higher ranking elder) and gross-misconduct (embezzling Zonal funds).

Also it documents any resulting suspensions and de-axeations that occurred should this bad behavior, misconduct or gross-misconduct attract any police attention or arrest (the worst cardinal sin a member can commit).

Mostly taken from internal NBM communications (intended to remain secret)

International Index of NBM Wahala – Part 1

(Clicking the underlined title will take you to the full story)

Apapa Zone Wahala – Complaints about “anarchy” and “hijacking” of the leadership in the Apapa Zone. Including an “unlawful violent event” (Which of course is different to the ‘lawful violent events’ like when the NBM are sponsored as thugs or killers by politicians). Also allegations that elders within the zone forged educational documents contrary to the NBM constitution in order to gain Lord status.

Belgium Zone Wahala – Complaint and recommendation for the de-axeation of ‘David Aghahowa Omorodion’ after a “little misunderstanding” led the aforementioned Lord to stab another member in the neck leaving him in hospital in a coma. Stabbing a fellow member in the neck been purely ‘bad behavior’ additional reasons for his removal from the NBM are included: Stealing the Canada Zone’s Chief Priest’s hand chain and passing on NBM information to a jew (non-member)

Benin Zone Wahala – Complaints regarding the “misappropriation of funds” and embezzlement of money given to the Benin Zone leadership in order to secure government positions for various politicians. Complaints also on how the promised “job slots” within Edo State Government were not fairly distributed. This money and these jobs awarded for the NBM Benin Zone’s help perpetrating political violence, political killings and generally helping to rig the elections. This is not the issue of the complaints of course…. it’s the embezzlement of the corrupt payments and hijacking of the government jobs that is the real issue to the NBM.

Canada Zone Wahala – Details of an NBM pedophile ‘Nestor Omoruyi Amayo’ in the Canada Zone raping a 13 year old girl (over the period of a year… therefore since she was 12 years old). The NBM conducted their own investigation which included “Lord Kwesi Wiredo interviewing the little girl”. Also the NBM conducted an image laundering exercise to “protect Nestor’s name, by so doing, our (Neo Black Movement) name too”. Mr Nestor fled to Nigeria and is currently wanted by Canadian Police on rape charges.

France Zone Wahala – Lord Yakata Samora pleading to be found innocent on the charge of embezzling Zonal funds… and blaming others.

Greece Zone Wahala – Details of Greece Zone embezzlement, insubordination, disobedient acts, chaos and panic that has led to the Greece Zone becoming “dis-functional”

Germany Zone Wahala – Accusations and complaints that the Germany Zonal Head is using “Zonal money” for his own personal use (naughty), spending otherwise too without any approval from the Council of Elders. Also accusations and complaints that the Germany Zone Chief Priest is doing exactly the same. Also accusations and complaints that the member holding the role of ‘Ihaza’ could be doing the same… but nobody in the Zone knows who holds that position.

Further accusations that the Germany Zone Chairman is “incompetent” and furthermore that him and Zonal Head conducted an illegal blending of a ju from Luxembourg without complying to the correct procedure (informing the NCEO for ‘authorisation’ and then passed to the National Head for ‘execution’)

Complaints too about 450 Euros lost when the Berlin Carnival of Culture kicked them out for been a “criminal group”. I wonder you wrote to them and told them that…..?!?!? 😀 😀 😀 😀

Accusations too that the Chief Priest, aside from stealing Zonal money, is not actually an axe-man.

Many other accusations and complaints too. Huge wahala in the Germany Zone.

Ike Bobby Onwubuya Wahala – Ike Bobby Onwubuya complaining about how it “looks” that Spain Zone NBM property was raieded by police and quite a huge and sizable haul of stolen goods and drugs discovered. Ike Bobby Onwubuya I would imagine worried how this might look to see his employers who at the time was a big high street UK bank. Also Ike Bobby Onwubuya voices his displeasure over a failed terror bombing and how the NBM will come under greater scrutiny as a result.

Ireland Zone Wahala – Accusations that Lord Laurent Cabilla ( Ju name Suba Emmanuel) took it upon himself to, against the constitution install himself as ‘acting head of the Zone’ following huge disorder and fighting in the Zone. Upon the troubles been rectified the Zone held their first IT (Itohan) which was then followed by a party to celebrate Lord Katanga newborn baby girl. This culminating in some “some public order offenses ( i.e shouting, screaming, fighting disturbing the entire neighborhood)”. NBM member Abella verbally insulted the chairman resulting in a charge of ‘Gross Misconduct’. Other trouble, tension and chaos also documented including an attempted ‘mutiny’ to oust the Zonal Head.

Italy Zone Wahala – Part 1 – Complaints by the Italy Zone of the Head embezzling Zonal funds, been monitored by the Italian Security Services, his phone been tapped by the security services, attacking someone with an axe, beating up a lady too…. but most worrying to them his house raided by the police (this causing huge concern due to two computers been seized which held “NBM datas”)

Italy Zone Wahala – Part 2 – Details of a robbery within the zone. Also details of a party including children and women (some of whom were pregnant) in which 200 NBM members were in attendance. In addition to slapping the attendees the voilence was escalated to the use of bottles and tear gas. Details of the de-axeation of a Lord for “attracting the attention of the Police”

Italy Zone Wahala – Part 3 – Details of the murder of an NBM member in Italy following a gambling argument over money. Members of the Zone instructed: “resist any form of violence that will escalate the already existing problem”

But it’d be ok to use violence to end the problem? or use violence is situations where the violence would not lead to an escalation?

Japan Zone Wahala – Part 1 – Details of an NBM member (Lord Dan Walter) who paid money to an “agent” to be smuggled into Japan. Things didn’t go as planned and the member ended up in South Korea. He was then helped financially by another Japan Zone member to get back from South Korea to Nigeria and then into Japan as originally planned. An agreement to pay back the money was made but Lord Dan Walter stopped making payments causing unrest in the Zone. Arguments and fights ensued. Disrespectful comments to NBM Elders been the final straw and a committee was formed to investigate the matters.

Japan Zone Wahala – Part 2 – Details of a Japan Zone member Lucky Aghaku (Lord Patrick Chukwuma Kaduna Nzeogwu) suspended for dancing inappropriately with the Zonal Head’s wife. Also whilst an attempted punishment was been carried out by the Zonal Butcher “he gave the butcher (lord kinta kunte) a head butt in the eye that caused him severe injury in the eye”

On another occasion at a Japan Zone ‘jolly’ Lucky Aghaku also began dancing “inappropriately” and took control of the Zonal microphone much to the disgust of the Japan Zone Chairman. After repeated warning and his bad behavior not stopping the Japan Zonal Head ordered the Butchers to take him outside for his 5 minute punishment. Lucky Aghaku was unwilling to take his punishment and for a second time headbutted the butcher (lord kinta kunte), elbowed Lord Barack Obama and started destroying the venue. Additionally injuring Thomas Sankara, the Zonal Head and spitting in the face of the Zonal Eye. Insults made about the Zonal Head and his family resulted in an “emergency coe meeting” to be called and a proposal made to de-axe Lucky Aghaku.

Netherlands Zone Wahala – Details of a Police raid in Holland on the NBM hang-out ‘Grand Café’ where 111 Nigerians were arrested. The document details concerns over the security of NBM members acknowledging the “obvious fact in the whole situation is that most members of the Nigerian community as well as Axe Men are not systemized as per Residence Permit, Visa or otherwise. Further arrests of an unknown number at “an Afro Shop in The Hague where mostly Nigerians hangout”. This led to all NBM meetings been suspended in the Netherland Zone for security reasons.

Rose View Court Hotel Wahala – Evidence of the NBM holding meetings at Oritsebemigho Eyeoyibo’s hotel (Rose View Court Hotel) and how this contravene’s the law and makes the hotel subject to seizure and Oritsebemigho Eyeoyibo himself liable for arrest.

Spain Zone Wahala – Part 1 – Spanish Zonal investigations uncovering embezzlement of Zonal funds by NBM member Leo Giebaen (Lord santos kabaka) and a plot to kill the Spain Zone’s Council of Elders.

Spain Zone Wahala – Part 2 – Accusations about Spain Zone NBM member Uwaifo Okonobo (Lord Aye Bulala) for stealing money from a fellow NBM member and insulting the Zonal Head which resulted in his de-axeation. He was traced to a house but fired shots at the people trying to regain the stolen money. He then fled to Sevilla.

Another dispute is described where a Spain Zone member (“Odion”) living and working in Spain illegally had been using the ID papers and bank account of another NBM member (“Uwaifo”) in the Zone (“he give his documents as help to a lord to secure a job). Uwaifo did for a little time pass on Odion’s earnings but then stopped and kept the money for himself.

Uwaifo is reported to have done the same to Spain Zonal Head when the Zonal Head first came to Spain….. running off with 9,800 Euros of which only 2,000 Euros was recovered after he was hunted down in hiding in Sevilla

Part 2 will be coming soon…….

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International Index of NBM Wahala – Part 2

Arab Wahala

Lord Muhammad Ibn Battuta protests strongly against the use of some names used within the NBM as both Temple and Strong Names. After some 40 years of usage he’s come to realize that some of the names, God forbid, are in fact: Arabic.

Canada Zone Wahala… Again.

Lords ambush and beat the shit out of another member in a car wash, drink lots and ban members from attending a wedding… plunging the Zone into “crisis”.

Germany Zone Wahala… Again.

Former European Coordinator and Germany Head de-axed for “embezzlement of German Zonal and Austria Zonal monies”

Germany Zone and Karneval der Kulturen Wahala

The Germany Zone discuss their lifetime ban from the Berlin Carnival of Culture (Karneval der Kulturen)

London Zone Wahala – Part 1

London Zone member “attacked a man with a number of offensive weapons” which was seen to make revenge attacks on other members likely and regrettably (for the NBM) attracted the attention of the police.

London Zone Wahala – Part 2

London Zone member (above) charged with “hampering the investigation” and suspended for three months

London Zone Wahala – Part 3

London Zone member “assaulted and permanently disfigured another Axeman in a public event, by biting off part of his ear, causing him to require surgery” and then been too drunk to attend any of the meetings called to discuss it. So de-axed.

Manchester Zone Wahala – Part 1

Akugbe Dennis Ukhurebor (Manchester Zone) ripped off by another scammer and ordering the “five heads dead in their house” as retribution.

Manchester Zone Wahala – Part 2

Akugbe Dennis Ukhurebor (Manchester Zone) ripped off again. This time 7000 euros extracted from a victim in Vietnam. Akugbe pretty sure that killing the fellow scammer’s mother and father will be sufficient in convincing him to return the money

Port Harcourt Wahala

Two dozen axemen arrested in Port Harcourt and the subsequent discussion relating to better techniques and historic security methods for evading police detection and intervention in their activities.

Spain Zone Wahala – The NBM Human Trafficking Bus

Spain Zone member been threatened with death by a another member due to issues relating to a case of bodged human trafficking.

International Index of NBM Wahala – Part 3

Abia Zone Wahala – Lord Mafaraja Safaraja (more commonly known as Idika Chidinma) standing accused of “gross incompetence, misconduct, lack of orientation, flagrant abuse of office and embezzlement”

Abuja zone Wahala – Dr. Ukiri Richard recalls the Abuja Zonal Head “breaking bottles, threatening to stab a former head (Emma) and the head subsequently returned with a metal which he used to heat the COE table”

Barcalona Wahala – Don Tete Smart is accused, by Lucky Iriemwin, of working as a police informant, been responsible for another Lord finding his way to prison and for kicking that member’s girlfreind out from their flat.

Cocaine Wahala – Part 1 -Unhappy NBM member in South America a little upset regarding a “bird” (drug courier) getting cold feet. Seems not even any cocaine was lost. Only the money for the flight and for the ‘bird’s’ pocket money for their 2 week stay was lost….. but still the punishment is death.

Cocaine Wahala – Part 2 -NBM member a little upset again about been scammed… This time for 1kg of coke. More threats….

Cocaine Wahala – Part 3 – More unhappiness from NBM/Black Axe cocaine traffickers… In this instance an NBM member describing how his “bird” (drug mule/courier) has vanished.

France Wahala – Lord Kwame Nkruma of the France zone complains about: EXCO Positions for cash, nepotism and slaps.

Germany Wahala – Another Lord “drugged a lords wife and sexually embarrasssed her. The lady is now going through a therapy with the aid and advise from a medical doctor”

Italy Zone Wahala – a petition against the attempted removal of the former Italy Zone Head by the Italy COE (Council of Elders). Following an incident that involves a car accident, strangulation, “thrumped up” charges, the embezzlement of 18,000 Euros and someone vomiting money.

Media Wahala – Huge media backlash as the NBM’s latest feeble image laundry attempt gifting two iron shelters to the traffic police in Osun State

Napoli Wahala – Historic incident effecting the Napoli Forum (sub-zone of the Italy Zone) Co-ordinator Iroguosa Orlando AKA ‘Lord Ngũgĩ wa Thiong’ featuring the now well known Austin Ewosa AKA ‘Johnbull’ AKA ‘Fifty Cent’ AKA ‘Lord Barsi Bagada’

River State Wahala – A graduate of the University of Port Harcourt, UNIPORT, identified as Ikeadighim Michael Nwachukwu arrested for been a member of the NBM

Spain Zone Wahala – NBM in the Spain Zone scratch their heads over whether or not a member can resign from their position as an ‘Elder’… Added complication in this instance with the member doing a u-turn and attempting to reacquire his position

Switzerland Zone Wahala – Broken legs, bottles smashed over heads, a violent ambush and embezzlement in the Switzerland Zone.

Woolwich Wahala – a member comes over from Nigeria to London and is killed by the UK Police during been restrained.

Zino Fazizi Wahala – Allegations a member was chatting up another’s wife.

International Index of NBM Wahala – Part 4

Akwa Ibom Wahala: The NBM become proscribed as an illegal organization in Akwa Ibon. Team NBM fight back refuting the proscription referencing various legal rulings they claim make it not the case.

Ashanti High Temple Wahala: The leadership of Ashanti High Temple (Ozoro polytechnic, Ozoro, Delta State) are suspended and all recently blended members declared as void. Other members grumble at the continued wave of deaxation and suspension.

Asaba – Image Wahala: An upsurge in NBM related murders motivates members there to visit an orphanage in the hope of achieving radical image laundering.

Asiwaju Adeyinka Mafe Wahala: NBM Member Asiwaju Adeyinka Mafe, (a former Majority Leader of the Ogun State House of Assembly. Also the former Chairman, House Committee on Education, Science and Technology) leaves behind a paper trial of corruption.

Barking Wahala: Details of how feckless idiots at Barking and Dagenham local council have managed to employ an NBM member for over a decade.

Bemigho Temple Wahala: Elders at Futa Jallon Temple rebel against Bemigho. Questioning, rightly, given he’s announced the NBM have severed all links with the universities… how come he is still given them orders?

Benue Zone Wahala: NBM members rob a motorcyclist incurring a backlash from the local population. Leaving 13 Axemen dead.

Bergamo Head Busting Wahala: Ju name Jude splits a mans head open and flees the police in Italy.

Boko Haram Wahala: template for NBM members attempting to claim asylum in Europe telling the (false) story of how they were recruited to be suicide bombers by Boko Haram.

Brescia Drunken Wahala: details of several instances of drunken violence in the Italy Zone. Dealt with by the usual NBM punishment of violence.

Delta Zone Wahala: Lords in Delta state kill one of their own members over arguments relating to a “sharing formula”. The Lords mobilizing to conduct an eviction and the murdered Lord not paying them for their help.

Edo State Wahala: All sorts going on prior to the Edo State governorship election. Featuring Violence, Bombs, Gunmen, False Flag Terror and The NBM.

Election Wahala: More election wahala. This time featuring Senator Rochas Okorocha & Uche Nwosu in Imo State. The NBM are mobilized and dozens are left dead.

European Boogie Wahala: The European Region flights back against Felix Kupa’s orders for them not to party following their inability to meet their financial obligations to the movement.

Ewekoko High Temple Wahala: Ewekoko High Temple (Lagos State University) is placed on indefinite suspension, the leadership personally suspended and all recently initiated members membership is voided.

Felix Kupa Wahala: Felix Kupa causing a members death (in the opinion of another Axeman) after allegedly threatening to break his legs, ordering NBM thugs to forcibly remove him from his room and then leaving him to die.