Seadogs in the Sunshine

The National Association of Seadogs, aka Pyrates Confraternity have been subject to an open records request. What follows is the ‘2018 End of Year Report – Robben Island Frigate’

 

Most Rugged GM

 

ROBBEN ISLAND YEARLY REPORT

Since I Alora Fearless the Echo was cloaked as the FC Robben Island Frigate, lords of Robben Island frigate have been sailing in full mass and all hands has been on deck. Since my inception as the frigate captain, myself, piece and hand have been able to reach out to lords that have not been sailing, but claimed to be willing to sail, but due to some lagging reason they have not been sailing, but never the less we have asked them to come back to the forum as there is going to be a great change in the frigate.  This report is going to be based on the following agenda’s as requested by you my most rugged GM:

  • Membership
  • Finance’s
  • Bleached Lord
  • Readmitted and reinied lords
  • Newly Inied Lords
  • OSBs
  • Social Functions Held
  • Welfare Activities Carried Out on your hands
  • Challenges experienced during the saga
  • Recommendations to the Galleon
  • Brief overview of your plans the next saga
  • List of all tour frigate Lords showing those who paid the convaj dues and the convaj pledges if any.

 

 

  • Membership:

Robben Island Frigate has 31 censured; amongst 1 is a visiting lord and 4 relocated to other waters. Find below the said list:

DECK NAME STATUS
FEARLESS DI ECHO FC
GREATEST DI SAVIOR SCRIBE
LACER DI SERPENT CRAYA
GREATEST 4 INI PURSE
GREATER TOMMORROW SALTED
JAW JAW DI PERKINS SALTED
BRAVO DI INI SALTED
CONTACT 4 TREASURE SALTED
TREASURE DI FINDER SALTED
YELLOW HYENA SALTED
SAILING 4 RICHES SALTED
PUSSY DISCOVERY SALTED
FOUNTAIN OF TREASURE SALTED
WICKED 4 FINGERS SALTED
LOOTING DI GENTLE SALTED
TREASURE IMPORTANT SALTED
REVEREND DESIGNER SALTED
BUTCHER CONTRACTOR SALTED
BLESSED IN CAYMAN SALTED
FLEXING SUCCESOR SALTED
DECENT 4 TREASURE SALTED
RIVER’S OF FINGERS SALTED
HASTING 4 SUCCESS SALTED
GREATEST DI SAILOR SALTED
WILO NA LARKIN SALTED
ZUDU DI SURGEON SALTED
FLEXING DI RUMMER SALTED
POLO DESIGNER VISITING
HASTING 4 SUCCESS RELOCATED
HAMMER DISCOVERY RELOCATED
INI DI NAVY RELOCATED
POLO DI ECHO RELOCATED
   
   

 

  • FINANCES:

Lords of robben Island have been paying there moonly dues, thou sometimes some lords have challenges in paying there moonly dues. And this said fingers are always been used to for fleshes and rumese during the moonly MIT and sometimes float nights. The fingers chest of robben island frigate is currently bleeding but making plans on how to work towards generating extra fingers to keep the frigate running.

 

  • Bleaching: In Robben island frigate we have 5 lords who have been on spot, but noon of then has been bleached which mean that no bleaching has taken place in Robben island frigate.

 

  • Readmission:  During the anchor convaj of Donkey Di Carmel 15 lords where readmitted in Robben Island Frigate while 2 lords have been readmitted under the MV of My rugged GM Solo Chasino.

 

  • Newly Inied Lords: Under the MV of my most rugged GM Alora Solo Chasino 2 lords where inied from Robben Island Frigate.

 

  • OSB’s: Regarding the issue of OSB’s, Mi rugged GM please permit me to express it in this way, during the anchor convaj of Alora Vivious Amata (LJS) only one lord was initiated as an OSB’s which was also decked till further notice my most rugged GE ban on the last just concluded Broken Chains Convaj (Nuxi Gallon).

 

  • Social Functions: In the recent time Under my watch as the FC, Robben Island has enjoyed the following social events which was used as a aim to unify lords together:

 

  1. A very rugged Mini ship tale
  2. Football matches
  3. Micro sally where we braai and rum
  4. Picnic which was done on the 1st of October to mark the Nigerian Independents day.

 

  • Welfare Activities: In the spirit of BDB, robben Island lords where made to cut R500 fingers every saga, so as to enable us help our fellow brother’s in time of need and 3 lords have benefited from the this gesture in the persons of : Jaw jaw Di Perkins was supported during the funeral of his mother. Pussy Discovery also benefited from this during the funeral right of his late father and lastly Contact 4 Treasure during his cross boning.

 

  • Recommendation and Challenges: My most rugged GM, I will say that since your inception as the GM, Lords have really tested the spirit of BDB and also witness the best form of social activity on the just concluded convaj. But my most rugged GM I will plead with you to please use your good office to look into the issue of lords from Robben Island Frigate, as it is not easy for lords to fly all the way from Robben Island Frigate to Richardsbay for the every galleon assembly and you can testify that it was not only 3 times that we flu all the way from Robben Island but 5 times this saga due to the Ini of flat lobber. Please Mi rugged GM we ask you put into consideration when it comes to cutting of fingers when it comes to the 3 frigate under your watch. Remember my GM that in terms of numbers in each frigate under your watch, Robben Island is the lowest and for the love and respect we have for you as a person and also as our GM, we always leave our confortable coves, rugged loots flu 2 hours on air to attend any galleon functions, without no transportation to help jazz lords to their respect hotel, rather we pay large sum to help ourselves and also spend a lot of fingers to jazz down to the galleon assemble venue, please look into this mi rugged GM as this is a very big challenge to us.

 

  • Convaj Dues/Pledges: Rugged GM below are the list of lords that cut the convaj dues, but remember I pleaded with you that not all of them paid the complete amount as I asked those that were facing challenge to try at least to pay whatever they have. But I promise that our next convaj there will never be any excuses.

 

  • Fearless Di Echo
  • Greatest Di Savior
  • Lacer Di Serpent
  • Greatest 4 Ini
  • Fingers Chasino
  • Blessed in Cayman
  • Greatest Di Sailor
  • Flexing Sucessor
  • Contact 4 Treasure
  • Treasure Di Finder
  • Yellow Hyena
  • Kappa Palazzo
  • Treasure Important
  • Butcher Contractor
  • Greater Tomorrow
  • Pussy Discovery
  • Reverend Designer
  • Polo Designer
  • Ika Discovery
  • Bravo Di Ini
  • Hitman Di Treasure
  • Decent 4 Treasure
  • Looting Di Gentle
  • Wilo Nah Lanky
  • Flexing Di Rummer.

 

 

                     Rumese pledeged

  • Fearless Di Echo
  • Greatest 4 Ini
  • Bravo Di Ini
  • Ika Discovery
  • Blessed In Kayman
  • Greatest Di Sailor
  • Polo Designer

 

 

Na Mi

Fearless D Echo

Mother Corsica 06/Nuxi 13

FC RIF

 

 

 

 

Massive amounts of inept jibberish just like their NBM Black Axe counterparts.

In all seriousness though… the NBM and Pyrates have many similarities. They both claim to be fighting for social causes when infact they are self-serving criminal organisations.

In the Seaddogs case they claim: “The Pyratical aims of fighting all social ills and conformist degradation within and outside our midst”

they say this but then would struggle to produce a single member not engaged in 419 fraud and somewhat struggle to hide the members engaged in much worse like trafficking cocainio.

Maybe just like the NBM whenever these members are caught they are also transformed into imposters and bad eggs. Seems they have some kind of statement floating around saying as much

“Some sinister confraternities have been formed to copy the Pyrates confraternity which led the Pyrates confraternity to dissociate itself from these organizations and also operate outside university campuses”

One bad egg example is Ofunim Gabril Michael whom is currently a member of the National Association of Seadogs in South Africa although he may be transfered to one of the “sinister confraternities” very soon.

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Mr Ofunim’s activities mainly include romance scamming. He’s fairly good at it. Sucking $116,000+ from one elderly woman in the USA.

His typical modus operandi begins with purchasing hacked dating site accounts for a few cents each from hackers online. He then implants his own selection of photos on the hacked dating profile which then match further ones he has to send by email later.

Knowing the dating profile could be retaken or deactivated at any time he’s eager to move the victim (generally prefers to target elderly women) to communicating by email.

“Thank you for making out time, to respond to my email to you on chemistry. I am Patrick, a simple man, gentle and reliable, I love bringing smiles to people’s faces, I have a strong faith and believe so much in God and His teachings, I take life simple the way it comes. I have a family, a home that I do not joke with even though there is a unit missing……God blessed me with a child who is 19 years old, a girl whom I cherish so much….. She is all I have got and that makes me love her so much…..I lost my wife in June 2009, in an auto crash am originally from Deutsch Germany, but leaving now in Virginia beach, Am into Sales/Marketing of Gemstones, I wouldn’t want to talk too much…… but the fact is that I really want a long lasting relationship that can lead into marriage, so i will like us to get to know each other better I don’t really think distance is going to be a problem, Lets give it a try and see if we will have chemistry for each other.I will appreciate it if you can tell me more about you apart from what I have read on your profile. Am a God fearing man. I will be very happy to hear again from you soon.Really looking forward to hear from you soon.”

After a bunch of preprepared scripts and dick pix having been sent to the victim he tries a few things. Firstly he tries to phish his victim using a fake dropbox link then he starts asking for money.

For gems. Lots of them.

Testing Cert

 

Of course Mr Patrick Vanderveen isn’t going to give you the gems for nothing

 

“My beloved wife, i have been seeing your call, but can’t pick because am very upset, the man refused to to allow me take the gems to the sea side for loading, because he said i have to get him the total sum of of the $130,000.”

 

 

 

Well done Ofunim Gabril Michael. No dey chop alone.

 

 

 

 

 

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