This morning, like so many of us have, I found myself spurting my coffee all over my keyboard. Usually for most people this is upon hearing, reading or seeing something so funny our basic instincts are overcome and the subsequent lack of control results in the contents of our mouth been ejected in front of us. In my case i’m afraid it was a symptom of uncontrollable horror and shock.
My wife rushed to the kitchen and quickly brought me a cloth. I used it, still open mouthed and aghast at what I’d seen, and proceeded to clean my keyboard, desk and monitor as they still dripped with hot coffee.
What had I seen?
I still cant quite believe it. At first I was in denial and once all coffee had been mopped up I scurried around the internet hoping to find something which proved the article I had read as been false.
Oritsebemigho Eyeoyibo running for a position in Government of our country!?
My hopes of acquiring information to the contrary crumbled as I found source after source stating it was the case.
As many of us are aware Nigeria is slowly becoming overcome with increasing levels of corruption and other cancerous conditions mostly of a criminal aspect. With this in mind it will not surprise you that I see Oritsebemigho Eyeoyibo as been the equivalent of a square peg for a round hole in terms of been a solution to Nigeria’s problems.
Another way of putting it I guess would be: appointing Oritsebemigho Eyeoyibo to government would be like trying to kill a fire by throwing petrol on it.
I spent of the rest of the day very unsettled and here I am now at nearly 4am in the morning engaging myself for the first time in perhaps what could be called “political activism”.
For those not overly familiar or perhaps have no idea who Oritsebemigho Eyeoyibo is. Let me attempt to bring you up to speed. Oritsebemigho Eyeoyibo also goes by the name ‘Augustus Bemigho-Eyeoyibo’. He studied at Bendel State University, Ekpoma and now resides in Lagos as the owner of Roseview Court Hotel.
None of this worries you I know. Here is why I was so shocked: Oritsebemigho Eyeoyibo is the current serving head of the Black Axe Confraternity aka ‘Neo Black Movement of Africa’ (an illegal and banned organisation under Nigerian law). What’s more Oritsebemigho Eyeoyibo also participates in and coordinates a global offensive against unwitting victims in the way of 419 advance fee fraud.
His masterful skill in the art of 419 fraud gives him one particular worrying attribute we should be aware of: Masterful skill in the art of deception. Although I hear people say “well… all politicians are liars” and although that may or not be the case do we really as a country want government officials who so overtly lie, cheat and steal in the way he does? Whose primary goal has always been to achieve for himself financial gain at the expense of others? Perhaps this is a little unfair as I am well aware money is distributed to the cretinous creatures in his orbit (mostly other cult members) to lubricate the wheels of support for him to successfully achieve his aims.
It is my aim here to plead with you not to accept his campaign lies when he shamelessly states he “is a man of outstanding moral character” and to inform you he a liar and a thief. Fundamentally Oritsebemigho Eyeoyibo is the proverbial square peg for the round hole which is our country.
I implore you all to do everything in your power to ensure he is not appointed to the State Assembly in the Warri North constituency. This blog will serve as your provider of all the information you need to make an informed choice and to make the only correct decision.
Good luck and God bless.